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The Truth About Snow White
by: Chamber

Ten dwarfs walking whistling, singing
joking, bouncing making noise ten? ... ten
had some drinks after work
now they're heading towards home

But they're in for a big surprise, they're about to meet
snow-white
red lips
white skin
black hair
snow-white has
flirt bit,
bint, wench
fairy-whore
snow: white
blood: red
heart: black
snow-white has
minx, slut
slag, tart
fairy-whore

One dwarf had a heart-attack
he couldn't face the mess
another having no more weed
spiralled in deep depressions
three and four killed each other
in a jealous fury
number five, with other tendencies
escaped to find his prince

Meanwhile, comatose, happy in a dwarf's warm bed:
snow-white!
red lips
white skin
black hair
snow-white has
flirt bit,
bint, wench
fairy-whore
snow: white
blood: red
heart: black
snow-white has
minx, slut
slag, tart
fairy-whore

After years of subserviance
they were close to death
a pathetic prince appeared
with gleeful number five in tow
snow-white, bored of midgets and obvious shortfalls
seduced the man; of course
eloping with the somewhat less pathetic prince
she left the dwarfs, helpless, in a mess

red: red
white: white
black: black
ebony
snow: snow
blood: blood
fairy whore

Seven dwarfs walking whistling, singing
joking, bouncing, making noise
they all recovered very quickly
once surrounded by their friends
they hired a retired sorceres
as protection for their home
just in case another day
snow-white comes along

Meanwhile, comatose, happy in his bed:
the prince!

red lips
white skin
black hair
snow-white has
flirt bit,
bint, wench
fairy-whore
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Some "speedpaint" I did today, while watching too much D*sney

Lyrics (c) Chamber

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:iconvegi-chan:
Ich mag die Haare :3
und yay. die kontraste sind gut gelungen :)

--
Andrew Martin: I would rather die a man, than live for all eternity a machine. To be acknowledged for who and what I am, no more, no less. This has been the elemental drive of my existence, it must be achieved, if I am to live or die with dignity.
:iconlaguzinthelake:
arrr x3 also so ein schneeflittchen lass ich mir gern gefallen xP

seeeehr heiß *-*

--
Oh, Schadenfreude, huh? What's that, some kinda nazi word?

Yup, it's german for "happiness at the misfortune of others!".

Happiness at the misfortune of others. That IS German!

(Avenue Q)
:iconlonemustang15:
Oh my word!
*drools*

That is amazing... gotta love a good pantie shot ;) Fwaaaa!
And those boots?! <333 Love

--
And here children, we see the newest addition to our zoo, the Amanda. We are very lucky to have one; there aren't very many left. Don't feed it, the only thing it can eat is anchovies. And no pictures, please, or it will lick you.
:iconlarissafae:
Very sexy. :drool: I wish I could speedpaint like that.

--
LarissaFae

Sanctus Espiritus, redeem us from our solemn hour
Sanctus Espiritus, insanity is all around us
Sanctus Espiritus, is this what we deserve,
can we break free from chains of never-ending agony?
:iconpinefreshzombie:
Whoa, that is hot, Kuro!
Those lyrics are the best.

Amazing work! :drool:
:icondragonofbitterlies:
Probably the greatest Snow White ever. :lol:

Love it.

~Bitter.:blackrose:

--
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
:iconlilithschlangenauge:
Die Proportionen sind dir gut gelungen, sieht gut aus
...jetzt muss ich aber mehr an Rammsteins "Sonne" denken als an alles andere Xd

--
The Creator had a lot of remarkably good ideas when he put the world together, but making it understandable hadn't been one of them. ("Mort")
:iconharuka666:
Oh, ist das toll! :heart: Sie sieht total süß aus und ihr Outfit ist sehr hübsch! :D

--
† Just because you are unique, doesn't mean you are useful. †
:iconsombrefeline:
Great work! It's so original, it changes from Disney's fairy tale. In fact, It quite reminds me of Kaori Yuki's manga, "Ludwig Kakumei". Snow white has a skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood and a heart as black as darknesses :)

--
Your corset is your armour, lace it tightly, breathing is unimportant
Emilie Autumn

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